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A beautiful irony: Shifty Schiff chairs UFO committee. Are we alone in Manatee County?

 

By Mark Young

mark.young@manateeherald.com

 

There was a lot of irony in the nation’s capital this week. I know, what’s new right?

First and foremost is the fact that a Twitter report showed that 50% of Joe Biden’s followers are fake accounts.

It makes perfect sense considering half of the ballots cast by democrats also are fake. So fake voters elected a fake president who has a fake following and poor old sleepy Joe spends his short days trying to fake out America.

As funny, and unfortunately true, as that statement is, there was nothing more ironic than Shifty Adam Schiff chairing this week’s UFO committee hearing.

Hell, it’s ironic that this traitor is still in Congress, but his role as the UFO chair is a lot funnier than that unfortunate reality. Did you catch any of the hearing?

Schiff’s beady little eyes were lit up with glee as the hearing began. I couldn’t help but wonder if Schiff is actually an alien spy.

He kind of looks like an alien and I’m sure he was relishing in the fact that he was in charge of a hearing about him, thinking he was being his usual little slick self because he thought no one would see the irony of it all.

Well I did.

And it got me thinking just how many alien spies have made their way into Congress. Nancy Pelosi certainly comes to mind. I have no doubt Elizabeth Warren is an alien. I mean she has to be, right?

There’s just no way these people are earthlings.

We’ve always assumed that an alien race would have superior weapons to wipe us out in pretty short order. But maybe that’s not the case at all.

Maybe they just have great space travel technology but their weaponry isn’t all that. So their goal to conquer the planet is to infiltrate the world governments and destroy nations from within.

Call me a conspiracy theorist all you want, but it kind of makes sense if you think about it.

And if that theory holds any water at all, does it apply to local government? If I had to guess, I’d say the aliens are concentrating on Sarasota at the moment.

However, I’m sure we all could name a few Manatee County politicians – both today and over the years – that make us wonder if they are from Planet Earth.

I’ve wracked my brain for decades wondering how liberals can be so mentally unstable and so far off base in their political philosophies.

But as I watched Schiff’s black little beady eyes bouncing around, it was a eureka moment. Maybe they aren’t so crazy after all. Maybe, just maybe, it is a purposeful alien intent.

It would explain a lot in today’s woke world. And if the AOC aliens of the world can gain power, how many of them are here?

Well, probably a lot if you look at how many liberals there are who are helping their species gain power.

Wow. I don’t know about you, but I actually feel like a weight has been lifted. They are still nuts, but at least it’s an explanation that makes sense.

Yep, I’m going to run with that theory just so I can stop asking myself, “What is wrong with these people?”

They aren’t people at all.

Speaking of the UFO hearings, there were no real revelations. Just another distraction from the epic failures that are occuring daily in America under Joe Biden’s administration.

But isn’t that the plan of Schiff and the other aliens? Distract and usurp. It’s all liberals, umm, I mean aliens, ever do.

I think you know the answer to that question.

As always my fellow Patriots, stay vigilant. Keep an eye to the sky for more of those liberals landing on earth and keep up the good fight.

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By Mark Young

Mark Young is a U.S. Army veteran and a seasoned journalist of 25 years. His writing and reporting has garnered dozens of state press association and press club awards in Florida, Nebraska and Wyoming for investigative reporting, opinion writing, in-depth reporting and more.

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