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Tales from the Mark Side: When do we find out what’s in Jill Biden’s closet?

mark.young@manateeherald.com

Much to the dismay of Kamala Harris, the karma bus is neither yellow nor is it electric.

We all know how giddy she gets thinking about those yellow school buses. What we don’t know is what she actually does for a living, but that’s another story.

Nope, the karma bus just comes steam rolling in without warning and its latest stop was at the Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement in Washington D.C.

“Diplomacy and Global Engagement.” Lol. Who came up with that name? I heartell that it’s a “think tank.”

What kind of “thinking” was going on there? Sorry, but all I’m seeing in that vision is the Three Stooges trying to plan how to fix the plumbing. The process is dangerous and the outcome is a predictable failure.

It would be funny to watch Biden and his stooges sitting around “thinking,” though. Like the Stooges, Biden’s thought process is dangerous and the outcome is a predictable failure.

Anyway, the classified documents from Biden’s time as vice progressive dictator were discovered in Biden’s office, as noted.

Oops. Awkward.

Democrats are already trying to convince us that there is a big difference between Biden’s documents and Trump’s documents.

For once, I agree.

The difference is that the National Archives knew Trump was in possession of documents, asked him to lock them up and then the legal wrangling began to get them back.

Whereas no one knew – apparently not even Joe Biden if you want to believe him – that Biden’s documents were stolen and in his possession. Not only that, but they have been missing for six years.

Not only that, but the White House knew about the document discovery two weeks before the midterm elections.

In Joe Biden’s own words, “Come on man.” Even democrats have to acknowledge that’s just blatantly swampy. Except, clearly they won’t acknowledge it, even if they know it.

They’ll do what they always do: Lie, distract and launch the misinformation campaign.

The other difference is that Trump’s home was protected by the Secret Service and Trump had the authority to declassify any document he wanted before leaving office.

Whereas, Biden’s documents were available for just about any cleaning lady to review and Biden had no authority as VP to declassify anything.

The democrat version of the truth is that, “Oh, well there were only a few documents and the president is cooperating fully.”

“Apples and oranges,” they say. “Nothing to see here,” they want you to believe.

It’s pretty rare when democrats have such a lame shiny object to throw out there to distract their sheep. It’s a game they are usually pretty good at, but we can all see that they don’t have a lot to work with here.

Democrats also are famous for explaining crimes because there are apparently, to them, acceptable reasons the crimes were committed. And the corrupt system and the liberal zombie hordes just say, “Oh, OK.”

It’s kind of like the old “Bubba Murder Defense,” where someone tries to convince the court that, “Well, your honor. He needed killing.”

It doesn’t ever seem to matter to democrats that a crime is a crime, as we saw with Hillary Clinton’s server, the Clinton Foundation’s pay-to-play scandals, and of course, Joe Biden’s actual role in threatening Ukraine funding to end an investigation into his son.

You know … the thing Trump was impeached over even though Trump didn’t actually do it, but Biden did.

Round and round we go, where we stop, nobody knows within this deep state circus run by clowns.

And why hasn’t there been an FBI raid on any of Biden’s residences? We all want to know what’s inside of Jill Biden’s closet. We all want to know our taxpayer-paid federal agents are fondling her clothes, too.

Especially since we already know that Jill Biden is dangerous because she uses a gas stove while the federal government and New York State begin discussions on banning natural gas.

I guess when democratic policies make something so expensive for the American people they just try to ban it. And as usual, they don’t give it a lot of thought.

About 40 percent of Americans have gas stoves so democrats want to put another 40 percent of the country onto an electric grid that already is at capacity.

An electric grid that is mostly run on the fossil fuels they want to ban.

Round and round and round we go.

The poor folks out in California have to be told when they can plug in their electric vehicles and now they’ll be told when they can cook their dinners.

California will probably allow stove use on a rotating basis. People with even numbered addresses can cook from 6 a.m. until 10 a.m.. Folks with odd numbered addresses can cook from 8 p.m. until midnight.

But California had its chance to oust the hypocrite Newsome and decided they like being sheep so you’ll get what you deserve when automated government calls start going out to the sheep announcing that they now have 4 hours to graze.

As long as their electric vehicle isn’t plugged in during the time they want to use their stove of course. That’s a no-no and will likely get you arrested in fascist California where Newsome hysterically is trying to claim it is the nation’s freest state.

Oh Lordy, round and round and round we go.

But no worries California. Your government was ahead of the game and banned gas stoves from all new construction since 2019.

Of course, for Newsome, alleged climate change is more important than your actual safety. 

According to the National Fire Protection Association, electric stove fires are 2.6 times higher, but what democrats really don’t want you to know is that the death rate for electric-run households are 3.4 times higher than those houses run on natural gas.

I realize that the occasional gas line leak can cause quite the boom and they get a lot of news, but the actual injury rate for natural gas homes is 5 times lower than electrical homes.

So make no mistake here, my friends. Forcing Americans into climate change submission is the ultimate goal for hypocritical climate change freaks like Newsome and those in charge of the federal government.

So to sum it all up, democrats don’t commit crimes. They have acceptable reasons so the crime itself doesn’t matter. And as usual in the case of banning assault gas stoves, facts don’t matter to liberals.

That couldn’t be more evident in the horde of liberal zombies who have been following us lately. Have you read their comments? Hysterical.

No facts. No substance. Just personal attacks on yours truly, which ultimately makes me smile because it just proves my point that liberalism is a mental disorder.

One even tried to make fun of the fact that I’m a veteran. Well, OK then. Have at it.

And then there was the self proclaimed Conservative who claimed I was no Conservative because I wrote a column about how I was concerned about Conservative infighting.

Wait, what?

Round and round and round we go. It’s dizzying, isn’t it? People are fun. Remember my Superman scenario regarding the asteroid hurtling toward earth? Now you know why I have that internal argument from time to time.

But I welcome you all and if you new folks have the guts to stick this journey out, you might just learn a thing or two.

I won’t hold my breath, but I’m pretty stubborn about the truth. So until then my fellow Patriots, stay vigilant, stay informed, educate others and keep spreading our messages far and wide.

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